The Alchemy of Ascension Podcast
Global Alchemy and DNA with Laura Eisenhower
Sep 7, 2023
Global Alchemy and DNA with Laura Eisenhower
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[gentle music] Welcome to the Alchemy of Ascension podcast, where we explore the multidimensionality of being divine presence embodied at this pivotal time between the old paradigm and the new earth.
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We are all on this ascension journey together, growing and expanding as one big community of light. Thank you for doing your part and being part of this community. You are not alone.
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Welcome to the Alchemy of Ascension season six, exploring expanded states of consciousness. I'm your host, Washayla Sunanda, and today, I have a very special guest, Laura Eisenhower. Welcome, Laura.
1:31
Hey, great to be here. Thanks for having me. I'm so happy to have you.
1:35
And so for starters, I mean, I know a lot of the, the people here probably already know your name, your face, but I would love for you to kind of in your own words share a little bit about your origin story, kind of nutshell version, you know?
1:51
Sure. And then what, um... like, who you are and what your work is about. Oh, that's great. Well, gosh. Well, that's a great question.
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I, I, I won't go into, you know, where I was born and every place that I lived, but I was born in England. We moved to the States.
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Uh, I'm a descendant or great grandchild of Eisenhower, so it was a very interesting family to be raised in, and our particular generation didn't quite live through it like my mom did, 'cause he was president while she was, you know, like a teenager, and there was just a lot of that.
2:23
So, but starting at a young age, I really got a lot of downloads, I felt his presence with me, and I really started to wrap my head around this mission that I was born with and why and how I ended up in this family, 'cause I was like, "How did I end up here?"
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'Cause when you're young, you don't really know what's going on except you are with your family.
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But when I noticed that this person that was sort of visiting me was also a family member, and I was also seeing books on the bookshelf and realizing, whoa, okay, uh, the downloads came in real quick, and I got in touch with my mission at a very young age.
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A lot of it was very personal and my own soul journey, but then there was a huge component of it that I think had an agreement with Eisenhower to help bring a lot of truth to light that was not exposed and revealed during his administration and after the Second World War.
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And there has been a lot of disinformation, more than I even thought, because I thought in the early years when I was doing public speaking, or my early years, you know, like a decade ago, I was exposing some really important stuff, and then I learned, uh, there- there's layers and layers of disinfo, and I've, I've just learned a lot.
3:28
So, that was a huge part of it. The work I do that's more... Well, I, I wouldn't say that's not my passion, but it gets...
3:35
Those are just some major rabbit holes of course, but what I really love is doing presentations about alchemy.
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I mean, I call myself a global alchemist, so this is a perfect show for me to be on, 'cause I can just dive into that subject, and what that really means, what this ascension window's all about, what our DNA truly holds, and our greater potential to begin to do the soul alchemy to upgrade our DNA, how that relates to the planetary grid network and the multidimensional cosmos, and I love just delving into it.
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I do medical astrology readings, and, uh, yeah, I, I've been doing the tarot and for a good couple decades. I love being that old. I can say a couple decades.
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And [laughs] and things like the I Ching, and just really gaining self-knowledge. And yeah, that's kind of it in a nutshell. It's, it's been a very interesting journey, I have to say. [laughs] Yeah, for sure.
4:21
And so you had a very young age, you were already kind of experiencing mediumship and aware that you had a mission, and i- is that correct? Yeah. I mean, I...
4:32
B- but it was really hard for me to be in my body, so I wouldn't say that I was kind of sitting there receiving all this. It was very hard for me to be grounded in my body. I'm not quite sure why.
4:42
I did go to Clairvoyance Institute. That helped me understand. But, but it's very much an archetypal journey that I think many of us go through, going into kind of the underworld.
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I got a labyrinth as a symbology of kind of going through this major dark night of the soul, but on a much bigger scale, almost like for the planetary body and humanity.
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People like us that work bigger picture energy, I, I think we process a lot more than just ourselves. But that really hit me at a young age, and it was very difficult to be in my body.
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I knew I was kind of living this double life. Everything that I talked about didn't make sense to anybody.
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I felt like, okay, well, that's fine, I'm still gonna do it, but there was a lot of energy work, and what I found out was I was helping to clear inorganic entities from wormholes and stargates. When I went to the...
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I was like, "Yes, that's it," but while you're in it, you're like, "What in the he-?"
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So yeah, there was some interesting stuff there, and I did, you know, get downloads, and I would find myself more grounded when I was in the wilderness or nature or going to summer camps, and then I realized maybe I should move into that territory.
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And when I left high school, I went to school for wilderness education, wilderness expedition leadership. But I'm not quite the same person I was then. Now it's like, eh, I don't think I'll rough it like I did back then.
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But it really helped me to find myself and to overcome a lot of the stigmas and a lot of the misunderstandings people had of me and the way I was running my energy. I couldn't sit still in class.
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So it was more like, okay, Laura's got learning disabilities, than me being able to say, "No, I'm doing all this energy work for the planet, and I-" And trying to, uh, understand
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just these rumors connected to Eisenhower, and that started when I was, like, nine years old 'cause I saw a newspaper article about him meeting with ETs, but it was in a joke newspaper.
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But I'm like, "There's, there's more to this." So I, I just was one of those kids that was so overwhelmed by what I was processing, kinda coming in and out of my body, that it's taken a lot just to kinda be here.
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I don't know if it's mediumship or astral travel, but yeah, it was, it was really difficult. Sometimes it was,
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uh, very eye-opening and connecting to spirit and just feeling the Christ energy and just feeling really connected to past lives and just some of the archetypes that we all hold, and at other times it was just horrendous.
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And so I'm gonna be publishing a book and tell some of those stories, and also, um, helps to bring light to some of the hidden information that took place during Eisenhower's administration, and I kinda try and weave it all together.
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But when I went to the Clairvoyant Institute, some of the people that had been there for a while
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that I, I think really knew what they were saying and what they were seeing, they could see the weaponry, they could see that I was targeted, and I was targeted to go off-planet in 2006 with a target date 2012.
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But they also saw, like, a lot more and some of the energy I was working.
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So what I think happened was I was targeted as a young child to be pulled onto a timeline which meant going off-planet, and for me to counteract that, I had to go through a bunch of death cycles to offset this attention on me, which I believe had to do with just being in this bloodline or being somebody that would want to help in this ascension window period.
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And they either wanted to utilize that for themselves, or they considered it a threat, or it was just I, uh... Uh, my name was picked out of a hat, [laughs] and they were like, "Okay, we'll go after her."
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I mean, who knows? [laughs] I'm still sometimes trying to get to the bottom of it, but... [laughs] Wow, yeah. So, um, I love how you referred to, um, like, clearing negative entities out of wormholes and stargates.
8:08
That's powerful. And I've also heard DNA referred to as a stargate in itself.
8:15
So that sounds like it's really tied together, and I would love to kinda launch into a conversation about DNA since that's such a big part of your work. And, um, let's just...
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Uh, I'll just throw the ball in your court, and why don't you share your vision and version of what DNA is, what it means, and how you work with it? Okay. Gosh. Well, that's a big question.
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I mean, I know there's levels of this kinda understanding that I probably can't fully articulate, but our DNA is a replica of the planetary grid network.
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There is a 12 tree of life grid network that is organic, and then an overlay tree of life artificial grid that is put in reversals.
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There's a lot of dec- dark technologies that have been put in stargate areas, very significant ones, like Stargate 12 and Stargate 11, and also a lot of, uh, manipulation and blocked energies in the areas of Tibet and China where the eighth and ninth chakra, or, um, stargates are.
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So stargates connect to chakras, the 15 dimensional time matrix, and our DNA.
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So when we begin to activate galactic chakras, when we begin to change the nature of the seven chakra system that's sort of been looping in this, uh, kind of fallen Milky Way system, as this ascension window period is bringing together the galactic cores of Andromeda and Milky Way, it's beginning to change the nature of how our energy centers work, it's opening us up to chakras beyond the seven and into the galactic chakras that in our DNA represent things like alchemical marriage, sacred union, hierogamic union, and this greater love story.
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So as much as we've been, uh, incarnating as humans and sort of being born with amnesia, technologies like the Saturn moon matrix, which is basically the patriarchal programming, the rings of Saturn being sort of the artificial broadcasting system directly impacting the moon and the artificial components of it beaming down into these dark technologies to hi- uh, siphon and harvest us, basically.
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And one of their major tactics in order to be able to do that is through media, Hollywood, entertainment industry, and all the distortions and indoctrination social engineering programs that we see.
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That is really being amped up during this time. 'Cause as long as we're buying into these distortions, we are being siphoned from, and we are enabling artificial timelines without realizing our greater potential.
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So our DNA as being connected to stargates, our full capacity is 12 strand and beyond. There's 12 stargates, 13 actually, on the planet.
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The Uluru, which connects to the 13th gate, connects us to the core sun within the planet that is actually a diamond heart.
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And when the mother energy got anchored back into the planet as of 2010, it shifted the whole timeline thing, because the last, uh, 26,000 years or so of our human history has been very, very dark.
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World wars, a lot of covert activity from deep state, uh, lots of sort of facades, lots of manipulations of
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just humans, you know, needing to fight for their rights of feminism and all this stuff that we're not born with. It's very much engineered and, like, cast upon people.
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Um, and, and our society shows us that we need to fight for these things, but we don't wanna miss the mark and we wanna recognize where the manipulation is.
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But anyway, these dark cycles of history have been more about the dark mother reversals, the reversal grids, and manipulation of these energies within our own divine blueprint, within our own DNA, through things like religion.
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Uh, not really understanding the true story of Mary Magdalene, of the things that happened in Avalon and Glastonbury. We've lost that history.
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We've lost connection with the goddess energy, and we're sort of getting a different version and teachings that really don't feel like true Christ teachings, because the Templars, the Knight, uh, Christ Templars, and the Essenes, and a lot of the ancient wisdom and knowledge of the true teachings got wiped out.
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A lot of ancient texts got distorted.
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And so that has impacted our DNA, because when we're born, through osmosis, we pick up on these reversals, and that's why we see so much disease and early aging, not to the capacity that humans are actually capable.
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So now, you know, we're breaking through all that with doing our own inner work- But, uh, it, it, you know, this is a time of opening the stargate, so as of 2010 when the mother energy got really anchored back into the planet, it began to create an activation throughout the planetary grid network and the stargates that correspond with our awakening process.
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But because of this, they use every tactic possible to psychologically manipulate through PSYOPs, a, a different version of reality that's not actually what's going on.
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So the cosmic and earthly events that have been taking place, and the astrology that's been taking place, is really here to initiate and wake us up, and remove the frequency fences, dissolve the net so that we can begin to upgrade our DNA.
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And they're throwing every possible scenario at us to stunt our growth, to put us back into reversal, to repeat old timelines, and to be siphoned or assimilated into AI. And all we have to do is not consent.
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We have to really know what these times are about. And so we are a re- a replica of the true organic tree of life template.
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The tree of knowledge of good and evil has been about understanding all these tactics, gaining the self knowledge to overcome it so that we can live in wholeness and balance, and have true authentic relationship with ourself and true sacred union relationships so that we can break the programming of where sex and love are separate, where masculine and feminine are not in balance, and where that has prevented us from creating the alchemy that's now available.
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Because the mother energy, when it got anchored back in, is symbolic of the sun moving through the 13 sign which is ruled by the ether, which connects to the mitochondrial DNA, and which is a part of the nucleic acids of our DNA which is opening the greater stargate into our connection with Zero Point Unified Field, beyond the lower creator gods that acted like they were our creators when actually they're not.
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They just manipulated our DNA so that they could be in control. Wow. You [laughs] That's a mouthful, right? [laughs] You go fast, too. So, so many points in there that are powerful.
14:16
Um, what I really wanna, wanna kind of move into is, you know, one of the things you talked about is not consenting to all of the stuff, you know, the, the things that are going on that are unsavory.
14:28
Um, and also, you know, it's about, this is... We're, we're exploring expanded states of consciousness. It seems to me that you're in an expanded state probably most, if not all, of the time. I don't know about that.
14:40
[laughs] Well, compare... Uh, so just frequency wise, like compared to the average person, you're, you're going really fast.
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Like, it feels to me like you, you move fast, and that could be considered, you know, an expanded state. Like, your, your consciousness is moving fast. So, uh- Or, or people think I drink too much coffee, but I don't.
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[laughs] Anyway, keep going. Yeah. Well, yeah, not everybody can focus at all when they drink coffee, too. So, you know, like, it's just... It's, um, I mean, mediumship is an expanded state.
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Being able to sort of tune into stargates and things like that, those are expanded states.
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I think people that do that all the time oftentimes don't even realize that that's considered expanded state because they're in it so much of the time. Totally.
15:22
So do you have some techniques or pathways that you could share that, let's say you wanna go, uh, really go deep or, or clear a stargate, or, you know, contact, uh, someone via, you know, telepathy.
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What are some of your techniques to create that, um, the ability to do that for yourself? Right.
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And I will talk slower 'cause I know if some people are new to this information, it's like, "Okay, rewind and slow down the speed."
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'Cause I get so excited and sometimes the downloads come in, and I don't even know what I'm saying or, or I don't, like, have it all planned, but I'm so used to presenting this work.
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So you're right, I, I do have a comfort zone in this information that might be a little bit difficult for people to digest. But they have to realize on a deeper level they are living this as well.
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They might not be conscious of it, they might be focused on other things, but we all face dark night of the soul experiences. We experience loss, uh, heartache, and also a feeling of great connection.
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For some it might just be a beautiful walk in nature or time spent with your child. It doesn't have to be so defined.
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The reason I define it is to unwind the disinformation and unwind the lies for anybody that might be caught in those traps. I'm like, okay, it's important to verbalize or, or at least get to the bottom of it.
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But people are doing this whether they realize it or not, when they're living in integrity, when they have, uh, enough of a spiritual foundation to encourage them to be loving and kind to,
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uh, their humans, their children, their partners. Um, and to me that is a, a huge sign of living a very spiritual and grounded path, where a person's really, like, walking the talk. 'Cause how many people
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present stuff that might sound spiritual or be involved in things that seem to be God-centered, but have a lot of shadow stuff working behind the scenes that is very destructive, that is actually very criminal?
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And there's an epidemic of that, so many people that have been abused by spiritual teachers or so-called gurus or... Yeah. So anyway, to answer your question, I mean, to me it's about the micro that impacts the macro.
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So if we're dealing with chakras and DNA, that's a very personal thing, and that connects to the stargate. So when one understands things like medical astrology, there's 12 zodiac signs, right? 12 stargates.
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And there's a 13th sign, so the 13th sign came in in 2010.
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Very soon, I believe, the sun's gonna start to move through the 14th sign which is Orion, directly opposite Ophiuchus, which represents the sacred union balance and the gold silver gateways that have a lot to do with ascension.
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So the thing is, if we understand... Which to me helps, but it's not totally necessary.
18:05
It might not be something that calls to everybody, is that when you understand the patterning of your chart and you relate it to the different organs and aspects of your endocrine system, and nervous system, and brain, and body parts, bones, skeletal, that relate to these astrological signs, and you understand the patterning, then no longer are you unconscious and on autopilot just reliving a constant thing where you might have a chronic ill- Physical illness, you might have a chronic tendency to just attract abusers or narcissists.
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You might have a chronic tendency to just be in some sort of addiction or grab some sort of vice that just keeps you looping, and we don't wanna keep looping in this time loop.
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I know a lot of people I give readings to, they're like, "What do I have to do to never have to come here again?"
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[laughs] Like, and that's like one of the, the funniest questions and the one I, you know, understand, but we don't have to fly out of here necessarily.
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I mean, we move into higher Earth energies when we activate our dormant DNA, which holds higher harmonic universes, which really on a micro level represents you being authentic with yourself,
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practicing self-love, and being with partners that can really work on ancestral patterns and be on a healing path with you that's mature enough to be able to handle it, even though it's a handful for all of us to go in [laughs] that direction.
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And so that's kind of how I work it. I won't settle for any less than a partner that's willing to do that kind of work. I do everything I can to heal from trauma and just stay as connected with myself as possible.
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Nature's certainly helpful. I'm not off going into the wilderness like I used to, but just our animals, in connection with animals, and just feeling into the energies. You know, if I feel a block, I put my hand on it.
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Like, what, what, what i- I wanna get to know it. I wanna give it unconditional love. I don't wanna just go to a doctor and take some medication. This is an opportunity for me to get to know myself better.
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So I see adversity as an opportunity, whether it's physical or some life event, to get to know myself better, to love myself more, to understand what
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might have led to it, where I need boundaries, and also where I need to be holding myself accountable for putting myself in a vulnerable position. And it's just to me are opportunities for growth.
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But society and culture uses words like misfortune, failure, or something's wrong with you, you need to take this drug, and I just am constantly, like, working on, you know, discernment, empowerment, and really utilizing and taking those adverse events or situations or weird health stuff that might come up as a way to open gateways, as a way to remove blocks, as a way to access areas of myself that are crying out to be heard.
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That's what pain is to me. Uh, you know, so I wanna give it unconditional love. I wanna understand it.
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And I remember as a child I refused to go to doctors, and I remember having weird symptoms, and I would just hold these parts of my body, and I would go on a journey, and I would just make it go away. Mm.
20:58
Uh, I, I can't say that I'm... Just like when I used to be able to pull money out of the ground, that I [laughs] have those abilities right now. That'd be nice. It's like, oh, here's $100. I just manifested that.
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But, you know, we get thrown a lot of curve balls, and sometimes we get off center. I've had a few things that really threw me off, and then I just... I'm not afraid of my emotions.
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I'm not afraid of my anger, but I wanna be very, very careful and conscious of the way I direct that energy. I don't wanna cast it upon anybody. I don't wanna blame anybody. I don't seek revenge.
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It's like, but I need that release, and I think sometimes we're trying so hard to be in this high vibration and be enlightened, but I think a part of it in these times is to honor the journey into those places that are not very comfortable, that don't make us feel like maybe we're doing so great on our path, but loving it instead of judging it.
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Because very quickly that vibration begins to raise itself, but then at the same time you have an experience that is very beneficial to reflect upon that can help somebody through a very dark time.
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You know, and that level of relatability I think really has helped me in my work. I'm not just like, oh, I have a, you know, the all-knowing understanding. [laughs] It's like, no, I've been through hell and back.
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I totally get it, and let's hold hands. And if one hasn't been through hell and back, then they are, if they're authentic, holding a very, very important sacred flame for others to be able to find their way out.
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We each have our own role. So my way is not necessarily somebody else's way.
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So through the tool of astrology and tarot and things like that, and just listening to a person, I wanna help them live their greatest truth, connected to their own truth frequency, being totally authentic, and, and really reminding people and myself that true oneness is diversity and harmony.
22:39
We don't all do things the same way. We have different elemental dominant things going on in our chart, different journeys. But if we can all agree
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to embrace diversity, then I feel like we play like an orchestra of music, that our diversity serves us.
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It builds communities, and we can have more mature conversations that aren't in that divide and conquer program, whereas if you think differently or you made that choice, we can no longer talk. That to me is insane.
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So I really feel that the alchemical substance that we need to connect with is staying in that unconditional love and not dropping down into that divide and conquer.
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That's why I love the theme of this show and what you do, because you, you totally get it. [laughs] Yeah. There's, you know...
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So there's just so much value in what you said about the, the being able to hold the shadow and the light simultaneously, and while, you know, while we can see. And this is kind of becoming a theme of this show.
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You know, being able to see and, and recognize and witness and even allow the dark, because it, it's here, you know? And choose the light and choose the love anyway, even though- Yeah...
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it's not, it's not avoiding, you know? And, and I think that's a big tipping point for a lot of people, uh, that are lightworkers, that are lightseekers, and starseed.
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We oftentimes, we, of course we gravitate to the light, but the problem is when we put blinders on and don't want to look at the negative, we only wanna see the positive.
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That's when we bypass, and then that becomes avoidance. And, and there's a fear, you know, certainly that, that people... Like you said, when you feel pain, you wanna get to know it.
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You wanna address it, you w- and then that transforms it. That is the alchemy. But yet when, uh, for a lot of people, that avoidance actually ends up creating more pain. Yeah.
24:32
So I think part of your, your medicine that you bring is, like, you're You're shining a light on the darkness, in a sense. You're like, "Here it is." Yeah. And yet we're gonna choose the light and alchemize this.
24:45
Absolutely. Yes. That's absolutely what it is.
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And when we externalize the light and dark, it's, it's not as authentic as when we embrace the light and dark within ourselves, 'cause to me the dark is the soil, it's the womb, it's, it's the birthing center.
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So if we can face that shadow stuff and kinda go through the gateways of hell or, or whatever seems sorta hellish and, and we're willing to purify it, we're willing to transmute it, we're willing to remove it from ourselves or from our lives if it's coming from outside of us, then to me, we restore the creative cauldron of creation and we become conscious birthers of reality.
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We get to decide what we allow into our space, we get to have boundaries to what doesn't belong, and we also get to decide what our visions and dreams are, and allow it to infuse our, our creative channels so that we can birth and manifest beautiful realities.
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And the tactics of things like psyops and propaganda, indoctrination, and false narratives, is that it infects our creative channels so that we're consenting without realizing it to a trajectory that we don't really wanna be on.
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And then we're afraid of it or we think outer authority needs to solve it, and this is the biggest hijack. I'm surprised a lot of people are getting caught in it and I feel so sad for them.
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And then I feel that the body is so spiritualized that it can neutralize and nullify dark weapons, toxins, and all the things we might be afraid will compromise our DNA for a long period of time.
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If we can get over the programming part of it and the avoidance part of it and we really kind of step through it and walk through it and get to the other side, it's something to celebrate.
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And then our physics and our bodies change, and it's able to handle what a programmed person might not be able to assimilate and handle. 'Cause I think the two go hand-in-hand.
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The dark weapons don't really work if you're awakened, if you're authentic, if you're being true to yourself, if you're embracing whatever it takes to move through some of the more difficult stuff.
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But a person that's absorbed into fake news or just emulating whatever s- celebrity they grew up w- idolizing, um, it's gonna be a lot harder for their body to move beyond the next level of trickery and deception and what it means when it gets into the body.
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And the AI signals and, and the nanoparticles and just all the stuff that's in their bodies that we've all been breathing in.
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But the difference between somebody that can assimilate it and remove it from their body is the person that is holding the override frequency and is not being manipulated by these games and tactics.
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And a lot of people manifest that through their relationships.
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They're spreading these mind viruses through their ch- uh, throat chakra, and they're just standing up for it like they're a product of this indoctrination to the point where it impacts their friends and family and loved ones.
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And to me, the 5D alchemy is getting your power back, calling your power back, being authentic, and speaking truth, 'cause that frequency is going to help nullify even the power of 5G towers, even all the dark technology that we're afraid of.
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We are the more advanced technology, so when we move beyond the programming and we're vibrating at truth and, and just the ability to face that darkness like we talked about as conscious birthers of a better reality, I feel we offset all this stuff, and I feel people can feel that and they, they, they long for it, but they're also afraid of what they might need to let go of.
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But there's no judgment here, and I think the more people realize it's not about right or left and it's not something to be afraid of and, and people really listen to these kinda shows and what our true message is, uh, not to say that we're any better or higher, but, you know, we, we, we've been through enough to be able to see a lot.
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And, um, so hopefully people will be more open, but not seeing it as a fear-based thing to have to address. It might be a little dark for a while, but it's really a reunion between you and your true spiritual self.
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Um, we have to not cast anybody as the enemy in our awakening process too, and not be s- so blind that we think it's all BS. Um, we got a lot of work to do as a humanity.
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[laughs] But it can be, like, an instant thing for people. Once you get it, it doesn't have to take months and years.
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I mean, it could just be a simple thing, and sometimes what I see in charts, it has to be a very personal event.
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Until then, it's just sort of the ignorance is bliss, and there's no judgment because it's so painful to have to address, but at the same time it's so liberating when you realize how limited we've been and how the true conspiracy against humans is that we aren't as advanced and as amazing w- as we actually are.
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And, and this control system does not belong in our space anymore, and the minute a person wakes up to it,
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our, uh, capacity to tap into our own healing powers and abilities and transmute the almost impossible begins to really light up, and I think people feel a lot more confidence in what they're capable of doing instead of continuing to give their power away to industries that really exploit and take advantage of the vulnerable.
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But there are so many well-intentioned and good people in those fields too, so it's not all black and white.
29:41
I mean, there's a lot of amazing individuals that have saved lives, so I never want it to sound like, "Oh, yeah, that's all bad." You can only grow and get stronger.
29:49
I mean, I keep saying, "Yeah, mess with me all you want. I'm just gonna get stronger," because you know what? You can't have my soul. You can't... You know, you take away everything, whatever, you, you...
29:58
There's some things you can't have. And, um, I have to remind myself of that when I get all pissed when I get another channel taken down, but [laughs] sorry. I hope... I, I know I give long-winded answers, but...
30:08
[laughs] No, no, it's really interesting. So I kinda want... I wanna ask you about a topic that I, I hadn't intended to ask you about.
30:16
Um, but you mentioned in the beginning about the tree of life and, um, and the connection into the grid work of the planet, and I just...
30:27
I, I, like, heard this ringing while you were talking and, and I felt like asking you, are you familiar with the giant trees and the, like, the original
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gigantic trees that, that were here before, you know, I, I guess in a past iteration of the planet? Yeah, I mean, I've, I've visited a lot of giant trees.
30:48
I know that there's been a lot of civilizations that have been kind of taken out and rebuilt, so maybe, yeah, I, I could imagine that.
30:58
I mean, there's so many layers to our reality, and just even going to places like Petrified Forest National Park, it used to be a huge forest, and these creatures were walking around.
31:08
Now it's a desert, and they're petrified wood. So, but as far as, I mean, in this incarnation, yeah, I mean, just redwoods and sequoias and all the big trees, and anywhere I go, just being, like, a tree person.
31:20
But b- tell me a little bit more if, if, if I'm missing something here. Well, there, um, and I...
31:26
You know, this, this is actually some information that found me a few years back, but there are, like, the mesas that are...
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Some of the mesas, not all of them, obviously, but they're actually petrified tree stumps the size of, like, miles and miles and miles. And- Wow. Really?
31:42
Um, when I first found this info, I got really fascinated and started researching it, and there is an, like, a concept that the trees used to be so big that they were, the treetops were above the clouds.
31:54
Um, and they would... You know, they were the grid work around the Earth at that time. Yeah, that makes sense. But they've all, they're gone. Like, those, the trees we have now are miniature versions.
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Even the giant redwoods are miniature versions of what was once here. Can you imagine? So. Oh, my goodness. No, that's incredible. I did, I think I saw a documentary that was going into all that.
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They were studying the different layers, actually in mesas. Um, I, yeah, man, I, oh, I'm gonna dive more into that. [laughs] That is so fascinating and incredible.
32:22
Well, I just, I thought of it when you said that, you know, you were talking about the original 12 trees or something like that. I'm like, "Oh, she must know about the giant trees."
32:29
Well, well, I mean- Because I think the, the original tree of life, the, they were gigantic, you know, the size of small towns or, or big towns.
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That's validating to just the whole concept of what I've come to understand. I mean, it makes total sense, so I can't wait to explore that more. Wow. [laughs] Yeah, yeah. Okay. [laughs] So, um, another question.
32:46
You, you know, I just, I'm curious. You brought up, um, a cartoon you saw about Eisenhower talking to ETs. Have you had contact with extraterrestrials or multidimensional beings?
32:59
I definitely feel, uh, a strong connection. I mean, I am not, like, a abductee.
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I don't have, like, visceral experiences like some of my friends and colleagues that go off in ships, but I do feel that must happen on some level. Um, I, I feel s- uh, I don't know if it's, like, memory blocks.
33:19
Um, it, it was a lot more real when I was younger. Now I'm just sort of like, "Valthor, come on." [laughs] Like, "Talk to me. Can I go up on the ship and talk to you?"
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But he's sending messages to me through people like Elena, and there's a strong connection between Valthor and Eisenhower. Eisenhower certainly had a lot of
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exchanges, especially with the more benevolent ETs, but he's been blamed for the ET government treaties. But that was done behind his back, so that's all misinformation. My book will really get into it.
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But as far as me, when I was younger, I was definitely being prepared for these times, and I remember one dream that was very, very lucid.
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Uh, I didn't quite get the name, but from pictures that I saw, they were either Andromedan...
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I, I pretty much think they were Andromedan, but they were just luminous, and they were having me look through these viewfinders and looking at timelines and helping me to understand this particular window and that they would try and take me away.
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And so yeah, I've had really wild dreams.
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A lot of them have been with, like, cetaceans and whales and dolphins, which are a part of the Guardian founder groups, um, very significant dreams of whales breaching and, like, linking me up into just this almost DMT experience.
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It's not like I've done a lot of it, but it's like, whoa, this is super psychedelic. And then I remember being like... They're like, "Well, your, it's not your time yet."
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And I came back in, and I went to my own funeral, and I'm like, "I'm here, I'm here," and, and these people are like, "Get out of the way," you know? I'm like, "No, it's me. I'm alive."
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[laughs] And then, so you know, really wild dreams. I've had exposure through colleagues, through partners, through friends, even my, the father of my kids. He would be pulling out his sword.
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He's like, "The Grays are here." And I'm like, "I don't see them." And, but I can see, like, elementals. I can see other things, but I didn't really see 'em, and I didn't really wanna see them.
34:55
I'm, like, very guarded, have huge boundaries. Maybe in past lives I had to really just say, "Uh-uh, we ain't going there," and in this lifetime, I just haven't had that, but I work with a lot of people who have.
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I haven't really confronted any reptilians. I have no recollection of ever being abducted, and I did a lot of hypno-regression.
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I went to a clairvoyant institute, and they said, "No, they're, they're not gonna mess with you in this lifetime."
35:18
But the more benevolent stuff, like even the other night, um, I had gone through a really traumatic experience of some targeting at an event, and I just entered this zone, and I just was kinda half asleep and half awake, and there was just this team of really luminous, incredible...
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Not like the ones that I saw when I was younger, but they were adjusting me. Like, I could feel, like, adjustments, and I'm like, they're, like, balancing me. They're, they're, like, helping me.
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And then I would hear this, like, music, and, and in the silent, I could just hear this music, and it was literally helping me deal with, like, PTSD and all this trauma.
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And then I'm like, "Okay, something's here," but I have no idea who it was. [laughs] Yeah, yeah. All I know is that they were very helpful, and that was just, like, last week or two weeks ago.
35:59
But I'm not one of those major contactees with incredible stories. What about you? Oh, yeah. Well, I, that's another story, my story. Um, yeah, I am. We'll have to interview you.
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[laughs] But I, I mean, that's a type, that is absolutely a type of, you know, I guess we could say multidimensional or ultradimensional.
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We don't really think of the luminous beings so much as ETs, but even the cetaceans are, you know, Sirius B, and that's a, a, a home planet for me.
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They, they go back and forth, so those are very much sort of we, we think of it as, uh, extradimensional experiences or- Yeah, yeah... but it's very...
36:35
You know, they're part of the Earth as well because we are part of them. And, and lucid dreams oftentimes are sort of multidimensional experiences. Not always, but they certainly can be.
36:46
You have the energy to me of a walk-in or even possibly a braid, and it just, I'm just kind of, like, fishing for, hmm, what happened here?
36:56
[laughs] Like, did you- Well, what's the definition of, of the other terminology you used, the, a braid? A braid. So they're different types of walk-ins.
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You know, there's the, the type that has a full soul exchange, but there's also a braid where a, like, a higher consciousness, even a higher part of your own consciousness- That's what I've been told...
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can come in- That one. Yeah... and join you. Yeah. Yeah. That, that it wasn't like Laura left and somebody else came in, that- Yeah... I was able to bring in You know, as much as my physical body could handle. Yeah...
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way more of me that wasn't able to fully... Yeah, that's what I, I've heard before, and I, I don't doubt it. Yeah. I, I wish I could navigate the human realm better. I mean, I, I do the best I can. I...
37:37
Very health conscious, but...
37:40
So I just know that the collective and just this override frequency and what a lot of people that have come here, like yourself, who've had these ins- extraordinary missions, are really holding space for their process of being able to transmute and rise above.
37:53
If they're willing, 'cause they have free will, of course. We can't push it. [laughs] But... Yeah. Yeah.
37:58
I feel like for all of us right now, there is sort of this opportunity to step into an alchemical process, an upgrade, a...
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You know, and as we reach, like you said earlier, some of those higher realms and higher versions of ourselves, we are able to transmute anything, really. Any illness, any, you know, anything that, that we need to.
38:21
So I'd love to ask you about, um, as an, as an ins- astrologer, what do you see, or do you see as a forecast, um, and are you able to kind of give us your outlook on the, on the next year or two, what you see coming, um, toward us?
38:39
Yeah, I just wanna say, based on what you just shared, that's why I loved Ripley's Believe It or Not, 'cause they're, like, eating light bulbs and doing ex- [laughs]... mind over matter, right?
38:46
I remember just as a kid, like, gosh, if they can do that. But I know some of it's magic or maybe illusion. But okay, so the astrology, we have Saturn square Uranus till about 2023.
38:59
Um, and that really was an energy that took us from the Saturn, Pluto, Jupiter conjunctions that happened in 2019 when humanity was really ready to go through a massive growth period.
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The ability to really breathe in the breath of life, the Holy Spirit energy, has been very much targeted with the masking that we saw during the time, especially when the North Node was in Gemini, which represents throat and communication.
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So now we're in, uh, South Node Scorpio and North Node Taurus, and so the foundational energy which represents the South Node that we're all drawing from is going through these plutonic cycles.
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Can we, like, on a foundational level, see where it's taken us, or are we still afraid of death? Are we still afraid to look at that shadow stuff like we were talking about?
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Because the South Node, we reflect upon it, but, but were we able to move that energy of our South Node so that we can move forward and integrate the North Node?
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'Cause that's like the Ouroboros, the serpent biting its tail.
39:54
We go from the South Node to the North Node, which represents the greater soul journey, and when it's about transits on the planet, it has to do with the collective and our greater soul process as a collective. And so
40:07
a lot of, uh, the psyops that we see, um, are, are looking at that information.
40:14
But it's really to our favor that s- the South Node is in Scorpio because it gives us a chance to revisit that energy, to remove anything or dissolve anything or let go of anything that doesn't really serve us, so that we can integrate the North Node, which is Taurus, ruled by Venus, which is really about connecting with Mother Earth, connecting with nature, and just really understanding that this particular ascension window has a lot to do with this planetary body, which is multidimensional, which does have stargates to these other star systems, and like you said, with the whales and just...
40:43
You know.
40:43
And, and, and what we're looking to gain is access again, so that we can come and go from the physical as we please, so we're not kind of locked into this so-called prison planet, which to me is more like a cocoon.
40:52
That this period is all about, okay, can we emerge as humanity being a butterfly? Well, for some, yes. For others, they're struggling with it. Doesn't mean that they won't get there.
41:01
So the Uranus-Saturn square really represents Uranus being all about liberation, sovereignty, truth, and going through,
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ah, the shakeups that Uranus brings, 'cause it's the planet of shock and upheaval that leads to great awakening. We're dealing with Saturn square. Squares mean friction and challenge.
41:18
Saturn, especially the dark octaves and levels of Saturn, are the tyranny, are the control. But the higher octaves of Saturn is self-mastery and becoming a teacher.
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So when we can graduate from answering to outer authority or complying or consenting because we're in fear, and we move into that level of self-mastery and becoming more of a teacher because we've been there, done that, and we're kinda getting it, then we begin to really experience more of the Uranus.
41:42
And then Pluto, in 2023, is gonna be moving into the sign Aquarius.
41:46
And people talk about the Aquarian Age, but I really feel like when the outer planets, especially Pluto, moves into Aquarius, that's when it's, like, full on. So that's gonna be really cool.
41:56
Um, I think Jupiter just moved into Aries.
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I mean, there's, there's just, like, a lot of stuff, and eventually, you know, to me, the Zodiac, even our own personal maps and even the transits and the stuff we're dealing with as a collective, once we gain enough mastery and we move to the higher octaves of the planetary energies and whatever aspects, then the wheel of necessity is no longer that important, and we're just in that kinda total connection and, and embodiment.
42:22
And so I think and I feel that all these aspects are helping to move people into that. 'Cause I see it like a treasure map. Like, okay, here's all these patterns. Here's...
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We're going over here, we're going over there, but here's the X.
42:33
Here's the treasure, and that treasure, when we open it up, moves us into higher dimensional energies while we're still grounded, which restores the tree of life and enables us to
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reflect higher Earth energies and a world that is not so caught in this duality. And I think right now is the timeline split. We're still witnessing it. It doesn't mean that that's the trajectory we're on.
42:56
We still have an agreement or a commitment to help humans. And of course I say that pretty confidently, but I'm also... I don't just think, "Oh, yeah, oh, I totally got this." I mean, I'm always working energy.
43:06
[laughs] Um, I'm like, okay, uh, uh, do I have my feet in the mud? Am I, like... Wait, wait a second, 'cause I've been focused on this for a while, but I'm surprised at some of the patternings in myself that come up.
43:17
So I'm constantly working it. The thing is, when the sun's ready to move through the 13th sign, Chiron, the asteroid, is the ruler of it.
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So for us to really be able to move to the next level, we have to be very transparent about the wounds that we're facing.
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And my best tactic is to not act out, to not project, and if I start to feel like that, that I call it out. I'm like, "Look, I'm looping in something that probably happened in childhood or some terrible ex.
43:44
I'm so sorry, uh, 'cause the way you worded that reminded me of it, so I wanna take full responsibility." At the same time, I'm like, what if I'm repeating a pattern? What if this person's not trustworthy?
43:55
Well, the best thing you can do, and all of us can do, is be as honest and transparent as possible. Maybe not the kind of honesty that's gonna hurt feelings, but, you know, be tactful, um, and just face that.
44:06
Uh, and, and that's what's gonna get us unstuck. That's the alchemical part, because the 13th sign, even if it's ruled by Chiron, the element that it's connected to is ether.
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Most zodiac signs are earth, air, fire, water. To have one come in that's ether completes the upright pentagram that the Venus transits have been correcting, which to me is the Sophianic corrections.
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So the Venus transits that have been taking place draw a perfect pentagram in the sky, and it's offsetting the reversal, satanic version of it in the dark mother reversals, and now we're able to purify and bring that ether energy into the nucleic acids of our DNA and our chakras.
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And that's why, um, the minute I saw the title of the show, I'm like, "Yeah," [laughs] 'cause that I really feel is happening.
44:47
And so it's interesting that the ether element, and it makes a lot of sense, would be connected to Chiron and the healing of the mother, because what the divine feminine has been through, what the mother and the masculine of course, um, is brutal.
44:59
We're healing with the Earth, and we're regenerating. All our elementals are physical. We're, we're restoring our fire to kundalini so that not war.
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We're clearing our minds so it's not the chemtrails or the mind control.
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We're free thinkers, and we're also clearing the emotional waters and all the heaviness and contamination that happens when we have sadness or trauma that we can't put our finger on, because this is so ancient.
45:24
The, the divorce or the separation from the mother energy for thousands of years, humans don't realize how much trauma and sadness they're carrying because of it.
45:32
So our culture is very much an addiction matrix to just give people a vice, whether it's shopping, whether it's drugs or alcohol, whether it's food.
45:40
Um, everything but to address this deeper trauma that, um, is now being resolved. But if we don't know it, we'll always feel abandoned. We'll always be triggered.
45:49
We have to know that the unconditional love of the mother is pulling us out of this mess. Mm. And she is in partnership with the father. It's not about women taking over. Right. It's our divine template, I feel.
45:59
So anyway, take it all with a grain of salt. This is kinda my conclusions about what's happening, but everybody's gonna experience it in their own way, and that's more important than anything I have to say.
46:08
[laughs] Oh, I, I love what you said about...
46:11
And es- you know, I especially gravitate to the, you know, this is the time of the balancing and the, you know, the inversions correcting, and our opportunity to really just to evolve, to rise, to, to come out the phoenix out of the flame basically, and the Sophia rising again, uh, the true balance coming back for those who choose it.
46:36
And it's, there's always that personal choice in all of this. And, um, it, it's just feels to me like a- an extremely ripe time for opportunity to ascend. Totally. Totally.
46:51
This alchemy is bringing us into our higher spiritual gifts and abilities, and the fact that we are an advanced technology that can create miracles. We're walking med beds.
46:58
Once we really get a grip on who we truly are and what we have access to, these greater treasures,
47:06
I mean, if we're only functioning at two, three, four strand DNA and only using a portion of our brain, don't we have a lot to look forward to and, and, and reveal within ourselves?
47:16
Because once that energy is starting to run, to me there's nothing we can't alchemize, heal, transmute, and, and recover from.
47:23
So to me, there's a lot to look forward to, but if the free will of a person is not into it, it's hard to watch them.
47:29
But, but at the same time, I believe they're gonna manifest some kind of life event or some sort of situation that's going to help them think again, and they can never get too far gone.
47:39
People were told they will never be able to walk again, and they walk.
47:42
Um, so we have to be very careful of buying into what outer authority or anything outside of us tells us we can or cannot do, and start to really believe in ourselves and tap into the multidimensional nature of who we are, which has an incredible creative imagination that if it can ground itself and move through the darkness of our womb, and not just the hell cycles of trying to move through all the gunk, yeah, it's so worth it.
48:03
It's so worth taking that plunge into those difficult zones like we were talking about. Don't be afraid of it. Don't medicate it. But, but I really feel the fact that I've gone through so many cycles, I knew.
48:17
I'm like, if I get through this and I survive it, I, it's my mission to hold people's hands. I can't do it for them, but they're not alone.
48:23
Like, it's one of the most important things is that people going through those initiations that feel like they're gonna die or they wanna kill themselves, they can't take it anymore, that they know that they're not alone, and that's one of my favorite things as far as this work is concerned, is to give that reassurance as being somebody who has a lot of Pluto in my chart.
48:38
[laughs] It's like, man. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah.
48:41
I just, I just, I feel, I feel the greatest abundance and the thing I'm most thrilled about in life is the beautiful people I've met and the friends that I've made, and you're one of them, so I really appreciate- Mm...
48:50
that you invited me. So I can't wait to interview you and find out more about you. [laughs] Well, it's, you're fascinating to speak to. I am really looking forward to your book.
49:01
Do you have an idea of when that's gonna happen? Might be all the way, uh, April of next year. Brad Olsen's the publisher. Oh, great. It's probably gonna be a three-part series. He's very busy. It could happen sooner.
49:13
If I self-publish, I could do it sooner, but yeah, I, I think it's just worth the wait and, uh, it just seems like that's in the flow and- Yeah... yeah, I look forward to it being out.
49:23
It's, it's been such a weird process. I didn't think it would challenge me this much. I'm just like, it's bringing up all my crap. I'm just... Some things, you know, reliving.
49:30
Yeah, you have so much, so much compassion and also so much passion for change, so I just, I appreciate, appreciate that so much in you.
49:39
And if someone does just, is, someone listening says, "I want a reading," how do, how do they find you? So cosmickai.org is my website. If you go under Bookings, you'll see the calendar.
49:49
It, it's a little bit booked for a while. If there's a major urgency, you can just email me directly, and I'll try and get you in sooner. It might not be something I can do for an hour long.
49:59
If it's sooner, I can do a half hour for sure. Okay. Well, thank you so much, Laura. I appreciate your time. I appreciate you and all you do.
50:08
Thank you so much for coming on and sharing so much interesting information with us today. I... It's amazing to meet you, and I would love to, like I said, interview you.
50:17
Just so much high vibe energy, and I really appreciate that you've put this together, and very honored and, and thrilled to be a part of it. Thank you, Laura. Thanks for holding this great space, and thanks everybody.
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Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you for tuning in, everyone. I will be sure to have Laura's contact info in the show notes, so be sure and grab that. Have a beautiful day or evening. Namaste.
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